Once again I’m out of
books.
Shivering, I enter
withdrawal.
What if it means I must
converse,
Hold discourse with my
neighbors,
Make decisions in the
here-and-now,
Rather than retrospect
on the there-and-then?
Not holding with those
who say it’s not addictive,
My body, mind, and soul
are so habituated to reading,
I’ve become mentally
numb, physically agitated and so negatively
Introspective there is
no logical reason that can deflect my intoxication.
I did not plan ahead or
pace my reading pleasures,
I assumed my wealth of
books was never ending.
Amazon™, Thrift-Books™,
Daedalus-Books™,
Expedite my shipping
and my return to sanity,
Please fulfill my order
without delay.
Although shaky, I
selected Captions On,
But found nothing worth
“reading,”
Nook™, Kindle™, I must
decide!
Rick Hartwell is a retired middle school teacher living in Moreno Valley, California, with his wife of thirty-five years (poor soul, her, not him), their disabled daughter, one of their sons and his ex-wife and their two children, and ten cats! Yes, ten. He has previously been employed as: apprentice carpenter; dairy ranch hand; plywood mill worker (twice); plastics manufacturing plant; newspaper delivery; armed security; facilities analyst; telecommunications analyst. supervisor (twice) and manager; business manager; US Army - infantryman, legal clerk (twice), legal clerk instructor, Warrant Officer and law office manager; and, high school teacher for the emotionally disturbed (twice).

4 comments:
Dear customer,
Please don't panic -the books are on the way!
Of course, the delivery van could break down, the delivery man could be shortsighted, or there could be a misprint on the address label or the label could have simply fallen off or the package might have gone to Moreno, Brazil by mistake ...
ps- enjoyed!
I think the product name "Kindle" should have been a dead giveaway for people.
Thanks for the poem - enjoyed over coffee. There's always something to read...
That's why I have far too many books on my shelves, don't ever want to run out...
Relative of mine recently got himself a Kindle. Then he took up a new hobby, it's called walking. Just a thought.
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